kristen

1. (kristen) (2913↑, 1096↓)

Slang for "most awesome girl ever"

Billy: You are so kristen\! Kristen: Thanks you\!

Author: billy khalil http://kristen.urbanup.com/1882960

2. (kristen) (1913↑, 663↓)

usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party\!

kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party\! friend: his loss, you're extremely beautiful anyways\! kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex\! friend: wow; that's surprising of you, kristen\!

Author: YoItsKristenAP http://kristen.urbanup.com/3012822

3. (Kristen) (1102↑, 289↓)

An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind . Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.

Person (Ie Andrew): Hello Kristen, your so beautiful, and amazing, I just can't seem to get you off my mind \! Kristen:Thank you.

Author: Andrew McNeill http://kristen.urbanup.com/3724076

4. (Kristen) (906↑, 386↓)

Very hott girl that you won't seem to every forget about,amazing personality and great figure.

kristen:Hey do you rember me? Other:I won't seem to ever forget you, it must be your amazin personality and great figure.

Author: Cuppycake01 http://kristen.urbanup.com/3279921

5. (Kristen) (1088↑, 617↓)

Kristen is the \#194 most common female name. 0.111% of females in the US are named Kristen. Around 141525 US females are named Kristen\! Kristen is the \#56162 most common last name. 0.0005% of last names in the US are Kristen. Around 1250 US last names are Kristen\!

Kristen is my frist name.

Author: SakuraSaku http://kristen.urbanup.com/2006161

6. (kristen) (649↑, 235↓)

amazing

Ramen noodles are so kristen.

Author: Elliot492 http://kristen.urbanup.com/3316354

7. (Kristen) (482↑, 176↓)

–adjective pronounced "kris-tuhn" being of extreme beauty, class, and creativity. also happens to be pretty rad.

guy: wow, you are such a Kristen. girl: oh my god, thanks\! that's the nicest thing any ones ever told me\!

Author: \!Kristen\! http://kristen.urbanup.com/3625081

8. (Kristen) (268↑, 58↓)

The girl who makes you want to be a better man. Shes incredibly smart, funny, and stunningly beautiful. You are often thankful for every second that she is a part of your life and lament the times that you arent talking to her because with her every second is like being in heaven.Often a girl with spunk that other girls fear.Hates drama usually and normally doesnt do well with guys who cheat.Loves to go out an party. Never doubt her cause shes always changing and you dont ever truely know what shes thinking.

G:wow i want to be with kristen

Author: AR23 http://kristen.urbanup.com/4500452

9. (Kristen) (188↑, 44↓)

Kristen is a person who is the perfect daughter, someone who is kind thoughtful and at times very generous. She will be of natural beauty inside and out. She is a hard worker, outgoing and fun loving. She has the ability to love you and hate you at the same time while always doing the little things to let you know how important you are to her. She is a one of a kind and you are lucky to have her.

[Kristen] [Angel] [Daughter] [Perfect] [Beauty] [Fun] [Outgoing]

Author: MP Dad http://kristen.urbanup.com/4561266

10. (Kristen) (236↑, 116↓)

1. E-karma's Queen. 2. Extremely nice person. 3. Awesome

Sal: Kristen is od cool Mat: Yeah, she is the bee's knees. Sam: Yeah, she's in no way a wazzock Kristen: What?

Author: TheSLIP http://kristen.urbanup.com/3530911

11. (Kristen) (144↑, 38↓)

Slang for "most awesome girl ever" Usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party\! Very hott girl that you won't seem to every forget about,amazing personality and great figure. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind. Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live. Being of extreme beauty, class, and creativity. Also happens to be pretty rad. An extremely intimidating person Possibly may be small, but don't let it fool you. The girl who makes you want to be a better man. Shes incredibly smart, funny, and stunningly beautiful. You are often thankful for every second that she is a part of your life and lament the times that you arent talking to her because with her every second is like being in heaven.Often a girl with spunk that other girls fear.Hates drama usually and normally doesnt do well with guys who cheat.Loves to go out an party. Never doubt her cause shes always changing and you dont ever truely know what shes thinking.

Wow, she is SO Kristen\!

Author: Ninja Neko http://kristen.urbanup.com/4567152

12. (Kristen) (111↑, 35↓)

She is [glorious]; she smells as if she had been prancing through a bed of fragrant flowers, her lively face glows as if her inward [beauty] is always shining through. No one has never seen such [brilliance], coming from a wonderful [young] [woman], and of which exudes such [exquisiteness]. Her [attractiveness] is the greatest and most splendiferous gift that one could grant and it also comes in the greatest form, abundance. The absolute loveliness and loving that she has for others surpasses any other. [Aphrodite] was the goddess of [love], but she seems to surpass the true passion of love.

Kristen I want to be forever in your loving embrace.

Author: _the_one_RC http://kristen.urbanup.com/4622428

13. (Kristen) (130↑, 74↓)

An extremely intimidating person Possibly may be small, but don't let it fool you.

"Don't let her smallness fool you, she's a major Kristen."

Author: a n fjnjfvgn jnngr http://kristen.urbanup.com/4456125

14. (Kristen) (61↑, 22↓)

a really nice, sweet, and kind girl. Usually very smart, sometimes shy, and has a weird side. Has strong opinions, but is undecisve on certain topics. She is great MORE THAN A FRIEND material, and does not get her heart broken easily. She can also be VERY pretty or cute

"OMG\! Kristen is soo nice\!\!" "Yea, she's such a sweetheart\! And She's smart too\!\!" "Kristen has it all\!\!

Author: EpicuteKat http://kristen.urbanup.com/5389854

15. (Kristen) (46↑, 19↓)

Truly the most [gorgeous] girl to ever bless the world. Can keep up a conversation, and doesn't act like a ditzy idiot. [Kristen] is someone you can fall in [love] with.

Jeff: My girlfriend is a dog. Andrew: My girlfriend is Kristen, and I will never let go of her.

Author: PrimoThePro http://kristen.urbanup.com/5303352

16. (Kristen) (39↑, 19↓)

Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA. All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.

Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE [Kristen] ... Or at least attempted to." Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people." Kid 1: Word. [Kristen] - raped. Kid 2: *just killed by [Kristen] in a ninja manner*

Author: 6RAM9 http://kristen.urbanup.com/5424066

17. (Kristen) (24↑, 10↓)

Kristen is an outgoing, adventurous girl who loves a good thrill\! Sometimes Kristen may have difficulty expressing her innermost feelings, but that is simply because she is afraid of being judged. She is athletic, inteligent, energetic, and loves to make people laugh. Also, she is absolutely accident prone. Kind-hearted and brave-faced, any man would be lucky to have Kristen as his one and only.

I love my Kristen.

Author: horselover12 http://kristen.urbanup.com/5782628

18. (Kristen) (29↑, 15↓)

The most beautiful, funniest, outspoken,silly, daydreaming person that brings happiness to the most important people in her life.

-Did you see that skinny girl over there? Vanessa: That is my best friend, shes a Kristen. -A Kristen\!, you are the luckiest person to have a Kristen as your best friend\!

Author: Lockness_13 http://kristen.urbanup.com/5529406

19. (Kristen) (27↑, 20↓)

The hottest girl ever She always loves a Jack even though she may like other guys at times Jack will always be in her [heart] somewhere. [Funny], [nice], and [hot] every guy wants to be with her but she's meant for [jack] and everyone knows it

Dude 1: Dude did you hear kristen and jack are back together again Dude 2: No surprise they were meant for eachother

Author: Mr. Luv http://kristen.urbanup.com/5529252

20. (Kristen) (7↑, 3↓)

A very special and unique woman. Everyone notices her exterior beauty, but the inner beauty unseen by many is even better\! She is smart, caring, artistic, daring...just an all-around great lady\! If you find a Kristen, make sure to hold on tight and don't let go because they are truly one of a kind\!

Random Dude: Hi Kristen\! You are beautiful spiritually, sexually and intellectually. Wanna go have some fun??? Kristen: Oh, ur such a perv, but I love ya anyway\!

Author: opks1234 http://kristen.urbanup.com/6091266

21. (Kristen) (4↑, 2↓)

The most wonderful girl in the whole world. She puts a smile on your face. She is beautiful and strong. She has a nice butt and all the guys love her. She is a friend to many and loved by all.

Izzy: Hey look at that girl over there...she's such a Kristen. Justin: Yeah, she is a Kristen. She's so beautiful and strong\!

Author: theycallmystacieandmarieah http://kristen.urbanup.com/6231259

22. (Kristen) (4↑, 2↓)

A girl who is perfect. and then........ breaks your heart\!\! and still you cant stop loving her \>.\<

Dumbo-Kristen I love you\! Kristen hillier-I love you too Dumbo- You are everything I could ask for Kristen hillier-*pulls out a dagger and stabs him in the chest*I know\! Dumbo*crumbling down to the ground* You broke my heart*chocking*literally\! 3 months later\! scene: Kristen hillier's bedroom Kristen hillier: I need some coffee Dumbo's ghost: I love you Kristen Hillier: Polar bears have big noses and bananas Dumbo's ghost: I love you Kristen hillier: Thanks?

Author: Tigerfromhell http://kristen.urbanup.com/5865293

23. (Kristen) (1↑, 1↓)

Kristen is the most amazing girl alive\! Kristen's are usually really tall and sexy\! They love to go camping and four-wheeler riding\! They love to come up to the mountains. THEY ARE REALLY SWEET\! They are the most amazing people out there\! They are freaking hilarious\! Kristen loves broccoli\! Kristen loves cats and has a lot of dawgs that are really FUCKING AWESOME\! Kristen is the sexiest person alive\! She makes other girls look like shit\! They are big bootie hoes usually\!(: They usually live in the city, around a bunch of city folks\! But they are still fucking awesome\! She dresses better than any hoe out there\! She takes hours to pick out her outfit, she has dudes all over her day after day\! She is SEXY AND SHE KNOWS IT\! She makes famous BITCHES jealous\! They see her and they are like "FUCKING DAMN, LOOK AT THIS BITCH, SHES FUCKING HOTTER THAN A CANDLE" She is an overall FUCKING AWESOME PERSON\!\!\!\!\! :D She is also a SUPER FREAK, A TOTAL FREAK IN BED\!

Freaking awesome Kristen

Author: iamfuckingawesome http://kristen.urbanup.com/6354490

24. (Kristen) (3↑, 9↓)

DIVA

That girl is such a [Kristen]

Author: zachariaaaa http://kristen.urbanup.com/6141353

25. (Kristen) (1↑, 10↓)

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.

|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?\! |Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend\! |Friends Mom| Yeah\! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers. |Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora |Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.

Author: Bitchtard75 http://kristen.urbanup.com/6328417

26. (Kristen) (9↑, 29↓)

1. A crazy ass bitch, one that will not give up or take no for an answer. this girl is extremely manipulative at convincing you to be with her when is all actuality you want nothing to do with her. This girl also enjoys destroying relationships and is usually extremely ugly. 2. Another name for a butch lesbian, the kind that doesn't wear any make-up or cares about her appearance, definitely not the lipstick kind. mostly seen at barbershops they are the man in the relationship.

Man: Damn\! That Kristen took me for everything that I had\! Another Man: That bitch is a Kristen\! Girl: Did you see how that Kristen tried to hit on me?\!

Author: FoxyBrown8 http://kristen.urbanup.com/6082950

27. (Kristen) (6↑, 28↓)

1. Another word for a crazy ass bitch, one that will not give up or take no for an answer. Is extremely manipulative at convincing you to be in a relationship when is all actuality you don't want to be. Kristens enjoys destroying relationships and are usually extremely fugly. 2. Can be used as a name for a butch lesbian, the kind that doesn't wear any make-up or cares about appearances, definitely not the lipstick kind. Mostly seen at barbershops because of the buzz cut hairdo's. Kristens are the man in the relationship.

Man: Damn\! That Kristen took me for everything that I had\! Another Man: That bitch is a Kristen\! Girl: Did you see how that Kristen tried to hit on me?\!

Author: FoxyBrown8 http://kristen.urbanup.com/6083089

28. (Kristen) (15↑, 51↓)

Slutty whore whom enjoys vagina :) Likes to "tickle kitties" if you know what we mean ;) Likes to pee on people all the time and NEVER wears underwear or tampons\!

Jade: Do you have a tampon? Kristen: nope i don't wear them

Author: Kristen O'Steen http://kristen.urbanup.com/5813842

29. (Kristen) (32↑, 81↓)

A word that is interchangeable with whore. A girl who is an internet whore. She can't get a boyfriend in real life so she flirts with every nerd she sees on the computer and tries to cyber with them. A dirty cuban with many STDs.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you f*ck that girl last night? Guy 2: Hell no\! I wouldn't touch her, she's a Kristen\! Guy 1: So what happened in your pm convo with that Kristen? Guy 2: Nothing really just the usual...that stupid bitch wanted cyber with me LOL.

Author: Lolthatsfunny32 http://kristen.urbanup.com/5467400

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Last updated: 2012.03.01